Kurt | 2011/03/02

Ohhhh... I know! I know!

GJ | 2011/02/14

Duh, is this the story that begins "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"?

? | 2011/01/31

"Thanks again for inviting us to Career Day."

Mimma | 2010/10/10

"Now children, look. This is the perfect example of what NOT to do."

Mimma | 2010/10/10

"Teacher, teacher look, bad guys."

Ramona | 2010/09/30

When you said "Don't complain, the work was not as hard as digging a ditch" - you were right!

? | 2010/08/19

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LEL D | 2010/08/14

Teacher, Teacher! You told me that some day I would wish to be back in your classroom. May I come in?

Lesley | 2010/08/07

AHHHHH!! We are in ole Mrs. Cooper's classroom! Get back to the cell!!

Lesley | 2010/08/07

AHHHHH!! We are in ole Mrs. Cooper's classroom! Get back to the cell!!

K.K.D. | 2010/07/30

Hi kids! Check out tonight's episode of "America's Most Wanted". We're famous fugitives!!!

McLoy | 2010/07/28

"Hi Mom!"

McLoy | 2010/07/28

"I think we should turn your lesson to geography... Which way to Canada?"

Julia | 2010/07/28

Hi,Mrs.Worley, Remember me... Manny Pleses aka Many Places! Sorry to say...the nickname you gave me in 2nd grade was right!

Julia | 2010/07/28

Hi,Mrs.Worley, Remember me... Manny Pleses aka Many Places! Sorry to say...the nickname you gave me in 2nd grade was right!

Julia | 2010/07/28

Hi,Mrs.Worley, Remember me... Manny Pleses aka Many Places! Sorry to say...the nickname you gave me in 2nd grade was right!

James Henderson II | 2010/07/28

"Hi, Mrs. Market. Remember me? Ronnie Turnbull.

Cathy | 2010/07/28

When you told me in first grade that I would go places, I now know what you meant!

Tealdrex | 2010/07/22

May I see your permission slips for this "field trip?"

Matthew Peak | 2010/05/13

After 12 years of eating my homework, my dog is smarter than I am!

Marie Mercier | 2010/04/30

When you said Hank was the top dog I thought you meant...

Ben | 2010/04/29

Other peoples' dogs ate their homework, but he did mine.

Jana Callender | 2010/04/28

Was it the class on "Entitlement" or thirteen years of devoured homework that prompted Pinky to accept the diploma ahead of her master?

Rebekah Skaggs | 2010/04/26

We now bestow this next diploma on the dog that's been eating everyone's homework for the last twelve years.

Donna Mollan, NEA Retired, Anderson Island WA | 2010/04/20

Cartoon Caption (May/June 2010): Since "my dog ate my homework" so often in the last 12 years, I think he deserves the diploma more than I do.

Sheilah | 2010/03/22

Guys, spend a few minutes in here with me and jail might start to seem like a cake walk!

sassychic475 | 2010/03/22

Hi Miss Crabtree Remember you told me that I would never mount up to anything? Well, I mounted up back to your classroom. Cool isn't it!

Rachele | 2010/03/22

I'm sorry, Parent-Teacher conferences don't start for another 2 hours.

Teach621 | 2010/03/20

Oops! I never did learn my right from my left.

Scompton | 2010/03/20

Miss Marple, may I go to the bathroom?

CB | 2010/03/19

Look kids, the high school students made it out!

Ian H | 2010/03/19

"I've got a question...which way to Canada?"

JZ | 2010/03/19

"Hey, we just came from the 2nd grade classroom next door!"

Becky | 2010/03/19

Hey teach! Remember me? I was in your kindergarten class in 1994.

Kathleen Hobbs | 2010/03/19

What's up doc? I knew I should have taken a left at Albuquerque!

Cameron | 2010/03/19

Now, I know that some of you forgot your ritalin, but I need you to focus really hard and try to continue to pay attention.

Arnette | 2010/03/19

Not another listening activity.

sancalgal | 2010/03/19

See, if you work hard, you WILL come out on top!

Marie M | 2010/03/18

oooo, oooo I know the answer..

Araceli | 2010/03/18

"I love story time!" Tom said. "Shut up and keep digging!" Harry barked. "Shhhhhh!" The teacher scolded.

cyndie | 2010/03/18

storytime was always my favorite.

Sara | 2010/03/18

Children, Say "Hello" to our guest speakers!

Audrey in Nashville | 2010/03/13

Hey, Mrs. Williams! We just wanted to visit our favorite 1st grade teacher!

Kate | 2010/03/05

Mom, we escaped the basement

Danielle | 2010/03/04

We were the children that were left behind!

Daisy | 2010/03/01

Did we come in first in Race to the Top?

Mr. Zahas | 2010/03/01

Hey Dad! How did you know today career day!

Tara Toft, Sandusky | 2010/02/12

We're here for the Career Day presentation...

David E. Morris | 2010/02/10

Hi Mrs. Jones --- Remember when you asked me "Do you know what happens to bad boys?" I think I know the answer now!

Kyle | 2010/01/28

Remember us? We were your star students, look at us now!

Al Schmidt | 2010/01/28

Hey teach, can we..eh...MAY we go to the bathroom?

Sherry | 2010/01/22

Now listen to your teacher kids and you won't end up like us.

zz | 2010/01/15

I know, Teacher, I know, pick me, pick me!

L. Vitucci | 2010/01/14

Mental Breakthrough

Allen Israel in S. FL | 2010/01/13

Wow! Deja Vous! Mrs.Donell,remember when I snuck out of "time out"?

John | 2010/01/12

Everything you taught me about geology just saved my life!

Paul | 2010/01/09

Pick me, Pick me!!

Brian Bennett | 2010/01/08

May I use the bathroom pass?

Diana Nieradka | 2010/01/08

Are we too late for the "NO Child left behind" ??

Andrew | 2010/01/07

Ms. Philsburn just sighed, her sons really needed to stop playing "prison break" with the children on the playgroud.

Andrew | 2010/01/07

"Hi kids, we're here for Career day!"

Andrew | 2010/01/07

"Goodnight Moon"! That's my favorite!

J.Dewalt | 2010/01/07

Finally, students who are ready to learn!!!

Sharon | 2010/01/05

Hey, Mrs. Smith, I told you I would come back and see you sometime! Can we come and sit with the kids? I always enjoyed listening to you read.

Harlan | 2010/01/02

Mrs. Lunetune, "If it's time for music class, we can help. We just got here from Sing Sing."

Harlan | 2010/01/02

Mrs. Rottenbottom, "We finished our research on all those cells we read about in science class. They all have bars."

Harlan | 2010/01/02

Mrs. Rottenbottom, "Can we sharpen ar shuvell?"

Andy Eppink | 2010/01/02

Hay! Just in time for Career Day!! Hi Kids!!!

Brent | 2010/01/02

"Oh, I know the answer to that question...Alcatraz."

Brent | 2010/01/02

"Mrs. Honeysuckle, is this what you meant when you told us to think outside the box?"

Brent | 2010/01/02

"It took some extra time, but I finally finished my homework Mrs. Tinkleweed."

Brent | 2010/01/02

"Honey, I am home."

Angela | 2010/01/01

Could I get a hall pass?

Jo Testu-Rumsey | 2010/01/01

Mom said education was the only way out!

Raquel Johnson | 2009/12/31

"No way, it's my favorite teacher, Mrs. B.! You told me I'd go far, you just didn't know how deep!"

Grac e Milan | 2009/12/31

Mrs. Daily, you told me if I didn't get an education I'd end up in jail. Boy, were you right!!!!

Scarlett | 2009/12/31

"Teacher, teacher! Do we get a gold star for effort?"

Pamela | 2009/12/29

I know the answer. Pick me, pick me!!

Anne McCutcheon | 2009/12/28

I told you to read the @#$%$# directions!!!!!

Dale Benjamin Drakeford | 2009/12/28

Obviously, I regret breaking out of school years ago, so now I'm breaking back in.

Jennifer | 2009/12/28

We're the government and we're here to help.

Lisa | 2009/12/28

"No sir, that NCLB thing you refer to is no CHILD left behind, not no CRIMINAL left behind"

Leila | 2009/12/27

Are we in time for recess?

Sherree Schmees | 2009/12/27

Opps! I don't know what's worse, "Time Out or Doing Time"

Bob Carl | 2009/12/27

Hello Ms. Jones, remember me?"

Johnny Knold | 2009/12/24

Hey teach, it's true! Education can set you free.

Brenda | 2009/12/23

"Aha! and YOU said I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag! NOW who looks foolish?!" Proof you have to be careful what you say to impressionable minds...

Brenda | 2009/12/23

Oooh! I have a suggestion for a new school uniform!

Deb Reynolds | 2009/12/23

"Pick me, pick me, I know the answer!"

Robert Scott | 2009/12/23

I remembered my detention, Ms Jones

Wagner | 2009/12/23

In the words of Epictetus, "Only the educated are free."

Courtney K | 2009/12/22

Hi Johnny! I told you I'd make it in time for career day!

A. Farrar | 2009/12/22

No Prisoner Left Behind

Gary C | 2009/12/22

Mrs. Dingleberry, it's me - Bad Johnny, no joke!

Nicole Rosen | 2009/12/22

Frederick Douglas said if we learned to read we would always be free!

Wendy | 2009/12/22

Mrs. Jones, I final realize the importance of a good education. Can I join circle time to learn all I can in Kindergarten?

Nadena Sonnier | 2009/12/21

Can you get the janitor? The tunnel's flooded.

Jean Smith | 2009/12/21

We've been digging for the answer and we think we've got it!

Bill | 2009/12/20

"I know! 'A' is for arson!"

Joe | 2009/12/20

"Hey Mrs. Smith, I did what you said and followed my dreams... of course, I was dreaming about murdering people..."

wayne e. lawton | 2009/12/19

"Hi, Teach! Remember me--Ozzie, uh, I mean, Ozwald? You said, 'Let me know if I can ever be of help to you.' Well-YOU SURE KIN!"

Jeannine S | 2009/12/19

Inmates: "We're looking for freedom!" Teacher: You're in the right place. But, sadly, my dears, you're in the right place at the WRONG time."

Jo | 2009/12/19

Sorry we're late for class, but we have a great excuse!

Andrea A. | 2009/12/17

Hi Mrs. Parker ! Remember me?

tototwo2 | 2009/12/07

Hey, we made really poor life choices after we dropped out of school. Can we have a 2nd chance?

CL Palmer | 2009/11/29

Great! Outa' one kinda' prison an' into anudder!

CL Palmer | 2009/11/29

Hey, Bubba! Daddy's here ta' visit!

Annie G. ... Teacher | 2009/11/25

Wow! Monday is "Share day" ... Looks like a Zebra to me!

Melissa | 2009/11/24

Mornin', We're here for career day!

Chadd | 2009/11/24

They said that "No Child Should be left behind"

teacher | 2009/11/19

Wow! I didn't think we would ever get out of the principle's office!

Dixie | 2009/11/19

Hey Mrs. Jones! Your boy's back!

Lindsay | 2009/11/18

Boy, a classroom never looked so good!

Esmeralda Correa | 2009/11/18

I came out just to tell you I do know the capital of Texas

Jim R/Trinidad, CO | 2009/11/18

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame St.

Deborah G. | 2009/11/18

Kids, and the moral of this story is "Stay in School"

Pmeloy | 2009/11/18

"Miss Rogers! It's Rocky Mahoney!"

Sherry | 2009/11/17

Ed, this is my favorite teacher, Mrs. C. She always got me out of trouble when I was in her class.

Aultmanj | 2009/11/16

Shirly suddenly realized that little Johnnys behavior might be the least of her problems...

Maryann | 2009/11/16

Digging for education !

MAnnRusso | 2009/11/16

"I know, I know!" Divide the number of years it takes to tunnel from Alcatraz to here, by 20, and take off 2 year for good behavior.

Sarah | 2009/11/16

Out of the frying pan, into the fire. . .

Sheila Sewell | 2009/11/16

Hi boys and girls, I am your new Principal, Mr. Ontherun, and this is Vice Pricipal, Mr. Onthelam.

Grace Schmidt | 2009/11/16

I thought we were breaking OUT of prison?

Arkansas | 2009/11/15

I know, I know, the pig with the brick house kept out the big bad wolf.

Ann | 2009/11/15

Mrs. C Mrs. C I really have to go to the bathroom I've been waiting for years.

Lori | 2009/11/15

Oh No Standardized test prep Lets go back to prison

Kim | 2009/11/15

Hey Ed, it's Mrs. Smith my kindergarten teacher!

Dolores | 2009/11/15

Sorry, we're late to present for career day!

J Barrios | 2009/11/15

"Teacher, What time is lunch!?"

Kathy | 2009/11/15

And at that moment, Mrs. Smith realized that her school's crisis drill training was lacking some possible scenarios.

Debra Young | 2009/11/15

"Boys and girls, now you can see than some people will do almost anything to get into this fine school," the teacher said.

sfutado | 2009/11/15

ooh,ooh, i know why you should stay in school. look what happened when i didn't.

Dave | 2009/11/15

Is "time out" over yet?

j. riccardo | 2009/11/15

Hmmm. small class size, I guess we aren't in NYC!!! No more taking advice from Bloomberg. Elementary schools aren't businesses and neither is giving directions huh?

j. riccardo | 2009/11/15

Hi Mom! Oh, cute class this year. I hope that their parents can afford to send them to college. I bet their parents aren't NYC teachers.

Michael Corliss | 2009/11/15

"Out of the frying pan..." OR Hi, Mrs. Brantwhistle, it's your two favorite students!

Mr. Duran | 2009/11/15

We're back, we've decided that it's never too late to make the right choice...yeah?

steve | 2009/11/15

Remember us? You sent us to the In School Suspension room in 1967.

Patrick Tavarez | 2009/11/15

As you look out window kids, Aliens may come from the sky, however, today they have decided to enter from the underground!

Mrs. Briggs | 2009/11/14

We must have past the state line. Too few students to still be in Utah!!!

Melanie | 2009/11/14

Look, its Mrs. Johnson. Remember when you said we'd never accomplish anything, well just look at us now, we're out!

mic | 2009/11/14

"Hey we finally got the answer, 20+30=35" Do we get the math award now?"

Sigrid | 2009/11/14

Mrs. Johnson...it's us...Trevor and Tyson. You were right...there are many interesting books in the library!

S. Hill | 2009/11/14

"Students, these gentlemen did not learn that it is reading that sets us free!"

Marta | 2009/11/14

Hey Mrs. Olson. Remember me? Its Jimmy, Jimmy Davenport. Hey Sam, this is my old teacher, Mrs. Olson

~Mel | 2009/11/14

Guys, I told you to stay in school, not escape through school.

S. Willis | 2009/11/14

Didn't I pass you guys LAST year?

Ben | 2009/11/14

Just another day in Cell Block E.

#31 is best | 2009/11/14

#31 is best

Ms. Washington | 2009/11/14

"See class, this is what happens when you don't finish school."

Mary Beth | 2009/11/14

Hey, Ms. Thompson! Remember when "time out" didn't work for us?

Amy | 2009/11/14

Hey Ms. Johnson! Sorry about not making lil'Timmy's parent-teacher conference 20 years ago. Would now be a good time or should we reschedule for a later date?

mjmt | 2009/11/14

Mrs. Smith - it's Bobby and Johnny! Remember us?

Susan Hayes | 2009/11/14

And look whose here for "Show and Tell!"

karen | 2009/11/14

After years of digging, Leonard and Moe finally located their favorite teacher to tell her of the impact she had on their lives.

Michelle | 2009/11/14

Remeber when we used to try and escape this room, now if only we could find a way to stay here.

L.Korpi | 2009/11/14

"Remember us? We were the non-readers from your 4th grade class in 1999! Are you surprised to see us?"

Terry | 2009/11/14

Students from closed charter school return to their old schools.

Portlandergal | 2009/11/14

Hi Ms. Thompson, remember us?! We promise we'll do our homework and be good this time.

kevin | 2009/11/13

The teacher said, "You may use the restroom as soon as your sentence is finished."

Cindy L-W | 2009/11/13

Based upon current national statistics for our fellow prisoners, 60% of never graduated, so we decided to return to our roots and start over!

Lorraine | 2009/11/13

See! I told you we could dig our way to China. Hey man, we're not in China.

Laura | 2009/11/13

Can I have a pass to the bathroom?

D | 2009/11/13

It's true! All I needed to learn, I learned in kindergarten

Kay Tippett | 2009/11/13

Mrs. Brown, please give me another chance! Detention is horrible.

Joanne Hawaii | 2009/11/13

It's okay everyone, It's Furlough Friday.

Teri B in Osseo, MN | 2009/11/13

"Just think of this as a teachable moment. Talk about what happens if you don't do your best in school!"

Irishhugger | 2009/11/13

"Hello, Jonnie said it was career day...are we too late"?

childrenrthefuture | 2009/11/13

please,we want to learn to be good citizens.

Mandy | 2009/11/13

Hi Mrs. Smith! I told you I would make it somewhere someday!

James Freeman | 2009/11/13

After 35 years, Mrs. Freeman had forgotten students she sent to the basement detention room...until today.

Cheryl | 2009/11/13

We're in luck! The penitentiary's Zen of Curious George class was full!

Ayub | 2009/11/13

"Yes, I can tell you all you want to know about Plate Techtonics!"

Mr. A. | 2009/11/13

Hi Mom!

Robert Jones, Jr. | 2009/11/13

"Suddenly, Billy's crime of dipping Suzie's pony-tail in the red paint became obsolete."

T. James | 2009/11/13

"I thought we were breaking out of prison."

Ken | 2009/11/13

Louie, I don't think this is what they meant by Race to the Top.

Cheryl | 2009/11/13

Way to go, Bernie, we're right back to where we started long ago..

E. Chauvin | 2009/11/13

A couple of students from in-school suspension made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

P. M. | 2009/11/12

Come with us kids. It's your only chance for affordable health care!

Brian Christian | 2009/11/12

"Just when little Johnny gave up on Dad to show up for Career Day..."

Lauren | 2009/11/12

Breaking in to a good book!

Bird | 2009/11/12

Woh man, I always wanted to go to Kindergarten.

Cmray | 2009/11/12

Oh hi Mrs. Pringle, You're still Teaching! Remember us? Ted & Bill? We used to steal the money out of your purse everyday.

Beard | 2009/11/12

Hey, Mrs. H......we're back. Typical of schools to cater to those who misbehave.

Tracey | 2009/11/12

Me! Me! I can read the first page! . . . but I probably can't stick around for the end . . .

M. Hahn | 2009/11/12

"Well class, this is the very reason why it is important to learn Geography...No, gentlemen, this is not China."

D.Ward | 2009/11/12

Hi Mrs. Baker, remember me? I was your "star pupil"!

Craig | 2009/11/12

Hey kids, we just finished your secret tunnel to a play ground where there are lots of bars to play on.

d kennedy | 2009/11/12

I just wanted to thank you for making a difference in my life!

Danielle | 2009/11/12

Oooh Oooh, Pick me, Pick me!!

mr. b | 2009/11/12

Oh my gosh, a class size of six? We must have broken into heaven!

Nathan Bynum | 2009/11/12

A teachable moment.

ann | 2009/11/12

Mrs. Press, The answer is yes!

Alicia | 2009/11/12

Anyone up for a field trip?

R.W. A. | 2009/11/12

Sorry, we are late but we were held up.

Barbara Morris | 2009/11/12

Teacher, could I be excused?

A.Pepper | 2009/11/12

Dang, Earl! You said we would be escaping FROM prison!!!

Liz | 2009/11/12

I finally know the answer!! Always tell the truth!!

Chris McQuerrey | 2009/11/12

Mrs. Havisham always knew Billy and Bobby had difficulty following directions.

Sharla.Spier | 2009/11/12

Mrs. Nelson finds herself asking 2 questions: a. Why is it that the bad apples always remember my open invitation to come back and visit me? b. Why couldn't they raise their hands and participate positively when they were students?

Jake | 2009/11/12

Hi Mrs. Anderson, Due to recent budget cuts the state has moved us into room!

jackie kusters | 2009/11/12

You were right, we should have listened more to our teachers. They said we'd dig school some day!

LaWanda Burgoyne | 2009/11/12

In the only successful endeavor of his 33 years, Robert finds his prison escape tunnel leads back to his first grade teacher. "Ms. Nelson! I told you I didn't need to read! I work with my hands!"

Sue Heinze | 2009/11/12

We're back!

Sue Heinze | 2009/11/12

We're Back!!

Peter Russo | 2009/11/12

We desided we need to go back to school.

Angela Williams | 2009/11/12

"Teacher, I know the answer!" "Always obey the rules!

Kate | 2009/11/12

... and then Mrs. Henry began to sweat, fearing that none of her students would ever leave...

Kathy Masiulis | 2009/11/12

HI Guys....Work hard in school or come work with us!

brian | 2009/11/12

i thought you said we couldn't get sent to detention again

Louise Nick | 2009/11/12

Oh no! From the frying pan into the fire!

Carl | 2009/11/12

"Hey Ms. Jackson! Jerry and I are just stopping by to let you know that we've made a successful transition to the real world!"

j cobey | 2009/11/12

ooh,ooh is this the story about the hare and the turtle?

Nancy | 2009/11/12

"No young man, you may not answer that question." "Students, this is why you need to learn to follow directions."

Terry Pinyerd | 2009/11/12

Guess what? Our funding just got increased!

Deb Pence | 2009/11/12

Hey, Mrs. Smith. Remember when we were in your class in 1989, and we didn't come in from recess? Well, we're back! And here's what happened............

Dave Palmer | 2009/11/12

"I know! I know! Escapees is spelled E-S-C-A-P-E-E-S!"

Karen Clarke | 2009/11/12

Oh look students. Some of my former students have come to visit.

Stephen | 2009/11/12

NOT AGAIN!!!

D. Spiteri | 2009/11/12

What is that little cross thing with the "N" on maps for?

Jeremiah Jeffries | 2009/11/12

We won the "Race To The Top"! Or We're the return on Arne Duncan's current education investments portfolio. Or I'm the ghost of NCLB Budgets Future and he's the ghost of NCLB Budgets Past. Arme said we can get a loan from you.

Zeke | 2009/11/12

Hi Ms. Jenkins, remember me? Joe Smith, class of '94

kat | 2009/11/12

Finally...out of math class!

Tony | 2009/11/12

Class, Dr. Bennett has stated that if these to can simply pass a test they too can be teachers!!!

Ramona | 2009/11/12

"Teacher, may I go to the boy's room?"

Jeffrey Dorchester | 2009/11/12

Can I go to the Councelor's Office?

rene | 2009/11/12

OMG...from one prison to another...just our luck!

Rex | 2009/11/12

The teacher had a gift, she could bring any story to life.

Dopheide | 2009/11/12

Wow! The Warden reads to'em in dis joint!

A. R. Mitchell | 2009/11/12

Hey! We've discovered we DO need an education!

Lindsay Cole | 2009/11/12

"I told you Mrs. Shoemaker I would come back when I had finished something I started!"

Chris J | 2009/11/12

I have a connection!

Jen | 2009/11/12

"I will remind you again, boys, girls, and escaped convicts, that we are saving our questions for the end."

Rod Merkel | 2009/11/12

Mrs. Beatle, I see our special guest speakers have finally arrived

Rollie | 2009/11/12

Hi ms. Miller. Do you still teach Geography?

V Johnson | 2009/11/12

Ms. Feltzer! It's me, Billy Bob Baker! Are we in time for story hour?

Vicky S | 2009/11/12

Oh look, the class clowns decided to show.

Brad Cole | 2009/11/12

We're here for the "State take-over". Is this the board room?

Emily | 2009/11/12

Is it too late for us to take advantage of that free and equal education that we threw away in our youth?

S.D.Fancher | 2009/11/12

"MA, its me Ernie, your son. See what NCLB did for me!"

Don B | 2009/11/12

Can you read the Cat in the Hat next?

Angela Coleman | 2009/11/12

Hi! Mrs. White. I remember what you told me. I need to get an education no matter what the cost.

JoanB | 2009/11/12

Boys and girls, this is why I remind you to do your math homework!!

S Fancher | 2009/11/12

Can I go to the restroom? PLEEEEASE?

T. Frazier | 2009/11/12

Goodness, Tom, even as an adult you are STILL late for class!

KML | 2009/11/12

Please put your hand down. We TAPPLE in this classroom.

Kevin Lorch | 2009/11/12

Yes, you in the stripes.

Barbara S. | 2009/11/12

SHOW AND TELL ISN'T UNTIL LATER!

michele | 2009/11/12

am I tardy?

Alan | 2009/11/12

Ms. Smith? I was sentenced to seven years and I have already served five. How many years do I have left? I never paid attention in school so I don't know the answer.

Alan | 2009/11/12

Ms. Smith!!! Ms. Smith!! I know you taught me this but I forgot. What's seven years plus five years equal!?!

lisa | 2009/11/12

hey mrs. smith remember me?!

Linda T | 2009/11/12

So, Mrs. Smith....DID you read about me in the newspapers like you said??

Mr Wallace | 2009/11/12

"How many more you have down there? We don't have class size restrictions here!"

Tammy Ingram | 2009/11/12

Put your hand down mister.You're still in prison.

cwg | 2009/11/12

Teacher- I'm sorry, the CCM class is next door.... they have to take all students.

Kathy | 2009/11/12

ohhh,ohhhhh! Mrs. Wilson's it's me Ed! Pick me, pick me! Mrs. Wilson: "I always knew he would be wearing stripes one day."

Mrs. Roberts | 2009/11/12

Can we join this group? We need to start our lives over starting here in Kindergarden.

E Weber | 2009/11/12

So much for "Lock Downs"!

mdwychoff | 2009/11/12

There's no disgrace in being in the 'slow' reading group, kids. Come see this nifty ankle bracelet the state gave me!

Mrs. Fry | 2009/11/12

"Hey Miss White, you told me one day I would end up in prison, but look, I'm out!"

Micki | 2009/11/12

Hey Kids this is what No Child Left behind did for Me!

Mr. Segool | 2009/11/12

Hey, Mrs. Smith! Thanks for the thousands of hours you spent on my IEPs, PEPs, classroom modifications, parent conferences, and all the stress you experienced! It really paid off. I got free pajamas!

Joanne | 2009/11/12

Mrs. Jones I finally figured out, the answer is 42. It just took a free college education in prison.

Sharon H. Brown | 2009/11/12

Hey - budget problems? Let us stay and you'll get 10 times more for each of us than each of these kids.

Sam Reed | 2009/11/12

"Is this where we vote to legalize pot?"

Sam Reed | 2009/11/12

Hey, kids. Come with us! We have better lunches!

Sam Reed | 2009/11/12

Wow! I apreciate the effort, but bring your dad to school day is next Monday.

Margret Van Flein | 2009/11/12

You see boys & girls - for every problem there is a solution.

Pat | 2009/11/12

Hey teach... remember me? Well Johnny, you did remember how to raise your hand!!!

Ted | 2009/11/12

We demand the fair education we didn't get in the poor side of town that eventually led us to the joint.

Hillary | 2009/11/12

Aww man! I told you to double check your measurements!

DIrk | 2009/11/12

Hey kids, wanna help us with some real experiential learning?

Michelle | 2009/11/12

...Mother?!

Eddie | 2009/11/12

"Hi Mrs. Wilson! I'm back!"

Kerry | 2009/11/12

That's why we learn the Distance Formula!

Richard | 2009/11/11

You are in Time Out until you are called upon.

Julie P. | 2009/11/11

No Child Left Behind!

Jackie | 2009/11/11

They were saying: "The warden said we could get an early parole if we went back to school!"

KJ Kuspa | 2009/11/11

Sorry, Boys . . .with all the cutbacks, you're probably better OFF from whence you CAME!

Teacher: Thank GOODNESS . . . I finally get a bathroom break . . . | 2009/11/11

cacklingly shadow

Ann KB | 2009/11/11

Hey children, we learned another reason to raise your hands.

Thom | 2009/11/11

You don't teach right, Miss. We escaped to tell you.

Janay Hamrick | 2009/11/11

"Oh, never mind. We were hoping for some money, but we must have taken a wrong turn. We know you don't have any!"

John | 2009/11/11

Oh no! We've doubled back to where our detention all began.

sharon pace | 2009/11/11

Breaking and entering... Oops, it's school again!!Let's learn something this time.

Mrs. Hill | 2009/11/11

Ms. Bell! You must be psychic! I did end up in prison!

Tom Perry | 2009/11/11

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Venice | 2009/11/11

We're back from our bathroom break Mrs. Read!

Barb Seidman | 2009/11/11

May I please go to the bathroom?

Jodi | 2009/11/11

Ooh! Ooh! Let me relate this to my prior knowledge.

Aviele Wms | 2009/11/11

Hey son! I told you I'd make it for career day!

KG | 2009/11/11

Can you start over? We missed the first part!

Michelle Crisman | 2009/11/11

Hey! It's Mrs. Janovic. You were my favorite teacher!!

Irma | 2009/11/11

Pick me, pick me, my hands up first!

Martha | 2009/11/11

Quick kids! This way!

Denise | 2009/11/11

Oh,oh did we miss the best part?

cm | 2009/11/11

Even the zebras want to learn!

Mary Jane McDowell | 2009/11/11

I know the answer, Pick Me, Pick ME!!!

Jo | 2009/11/11

Is it "free" time yet?

Steve | 2009/11/11

You two.... The floor AGAIN? Detention!

Roni | 2009/11/11

Hi Mrs. S! Remember me??

Ronnie J | 2009/11/11

Hey Buggsy, I TOLD you we shooda taken that left toin at Albuquerque.

Mrs. Kinman | 2009/11/11

"Is this the 'Life Skills' class?"

Elisha W. | 2009/11/11

We'll never learn.

Louie F. | 2009/11/11

Can I turn in my library books now and get out?

sharon | 2009/11/11

Al, this is what they call " CARMA " we should have stayed in school.

David K | 2009/11/11

Look children, a couple of our former superintendents have come to visit our class today.

Pat | 2009/11/11

Steve's online diploma finally comes in handy.

Dennie | 2009/11/11

Welcome to kindergarten boys. Sit down on the carpet and get ready to learn everything you'll ever need to know.

Sylvia | 2009/11/11

Prisoner: I'm free! I'm free! Child: (disdainfully) So what? I'm four!

Christine | 2009/11/11

Breaking out of the school of hard knocks...

Wendy C | 2009/11/11

Mrs. Moore - remember when you told me I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag?? Well, look how far I've come now!!

Geoff | 2009/11/11

I have a feeling we are heading to the principal's office.

Laila's Mom | 2009/11/11

We failed the 3rd grade ELA and have been targets for the prison system ever since. Just stopping by to see who was at risk to join us in the future.

Suellen | 2009/11/11

Escape into a book.

Don | 2009/11/11

Well, this is were we should have followed the rules first!

Russell Hunter | 2009/11/11

Charlie and Alex decide school is more important than they thought.

Cindy | 2009/11/11

Class here are a couple of our President's advisers!

jack | 2009/11/11

Oh no, out of the frying pan and into the fire!

Erik | 2009/11/11

Can I go to the bathroom please?

Julie | 2009/11/11

Vern, look! We're just in time for a story!

Sheila | 2009/11/11

Hi, Sorry we got off track. We're students researching the former Underground Railroad. We'll leave now so you can carry on.

Fran M. | 2009/11/11

We are part of the NCLB initiative No Criminal Left Behind!

C. Mason | 2009/11/11

Mrs. Jones, it's Billy and Bobby Zimmer! Remember? We used to skip your class all the time.

Margaret | 2009/11/11

"Hi, we're the latest in budget cuts. We're the new paraprofessionals"

alesia | 2009/11/11

Oh, I know! I know who took the cookies from the cookie jar!

Cathy NY | 2009/11/11

Our meaurements were off..should have paid better attention in math!

Jason | 2009/11/11

Having cut the budget as much as they could, the state legislature came for the supplies.

Lisa | 2009/11/11

Meeting ALL students' needs with first hand active reading strategies...

Lesia | 2009/11/11

Oh, I know! I know who took the cookies from the cookie jar!

Danielle | 2009/11/11

We're here for our replacements!

Mary | 2009/11/11

Oh, no! It's the kindergarten cop!

JoAnn | 2009/11/11

I hope this is a geography lesson!

Curt | 2009/11/11

Hold on boys let me get my stuff

Marjorie | 2009/11/11

"Daddy, daddy...you finally came to visit me in school!"

Betty | 2009/11/11

Oh, our special listeners are here. Joey and Mary get your readers!

Russell | 2009/11/11

Ms. Smith, isn't this the same class I tunneled out of 32 years ago?

Karen | 2009/11/11

Hey! We're still in jail!

molly | 2009/11/11

Hey Miss Smith! Remember when I was in first grade and you told me I was headed in the wrong direction?

Joe F. | 2009/11/11

We were told your detention is better!

Sahara | 2009/11/11

Hey Mrs. Jones...remember me?

Caryn | 2009/11/11

Ooooo, ooooo, ooooo! I know this story!

Richard | 2009/11/11

Whew! For a while there I was worried I was going to be ?Left behind?

julie | 2009/11/11

Teacher,I have the answer,stay in school and your next job won't be diging holes for a living

Mike | 2009/11/11

" We are your speakers for the Great American Teach-in"

Jay Edwards | 2009/11/11

I need your help, Mrs. Ulbach. I'm still having trouble with directions. ... or ... Be a fantastic teacher and your students will beat a path to your classroom door ... or something equivalent.

Denny Treon | 2009/11/11

Hi Mrs. Raymond....Hey, could we go over that North/South, East/West thing again,real quick?

IteachK | 2009/11/11

Oooo! May we be excused to go to the bathroom????

Carole Y. | 2009/11/11

Yes, you in the striped shirt, what do you think?

Optimistic/ Pestimistic Teacher | 2009/11/11

"Hey kids, keep not doing what you're supposed and you'll be joining us one day!"

dave | 2009/11/11

We told you we'd come back to haunt you.

Darci | 2009/11/11

Principal Lewis just has to have the last word.

WordBurn | 2009/11/11

I hope you have your tardy passes.

eric | 2009/11/11

We just wanted to pop in and thank our outstanding public education system and its adminsitrators for lacking the spine, common sense and ethical motivation to PUSH students to excellence while shutting down worthless, avaricious lawyers and overriding the whims and demands of clueless parents! You've paved our way right to the inevitable! Nice job! Keep patting yourselves on the back and writing up MORE I.E.P.s and utterly impotent detention slips!

paul ct. | 2009/11/11

i'm baaaaccckkk!!!!

Andy Seles | 2009/11/11

I know, I know, Mrs. Golfarb! "Recidivism" is a tendency to relapse into an old mode of behavior.

Cindy Kirkman | 2009/11/11

See children, this is why it is important to get an education!

Mike Ravetti | 2009/11/11

Do you need help with supplies? We have more in prison than you do in the classroom.

PKB | 2009/11/11

From one institution to another

Joan Tesch | 2009/11/11

Me, Me, I know, Call on me.

R.Purkey | 2009/11/11

Mrs. Johnson encouraged visits from alumni, but she had to question Jimmy and his friend on the lack of a hall pass.

Lisa | 2009/11/11

Did we make in time for snack?

BJ | 2009/11/11

wrong room! the meeting for the football alumni is in the gym.

Carolyn | 2009/11/11

Wow! So much has happened since you were Super Star of the week.

D. E. Smith | 2009/11/11

Oh no! Turn around quick and go back!

Sheryl | 2009/11/11

Oh,we are so sorry, after peeping through the crack in the floor we thought this was sunrise. We planned to be out by the time you arrived for class.

Mike Bjornholm | 2009/11/11

I know the answer! I've had much free time to study!

Autumn House | 2009/11/11

"I have a text to self connection"

Steve Carr | 2009/11/11

Hi! - We're here for Career Day.

Steve Carr | 2009/11/11

Hi - We're here for Career Day!

Mrs. S. | 2009/11/11

Hi mom!

Genny Z. | 2009/11/11

Was that meters or yards?

Bob Lague | 2009/11/11

Ooh, ooh, ooh, may I tell the next story? Because "Breaking Out is Hard To Do !" (Sung)

Mardi | 2009/11/11

Hey, they said no child left behind...we'rrrrre BACK!

Amy Harwood | 2009/11/11

Oh....Hello Mrs. Williams. This visit is long over due.

Jime Grabowski | 2009/11/11

...finally I paid off my student loans...I can RETURN to Education!

Denise Haslam | 2009/11/11

"This could be your future, children, if you don't keep up your test score.

Jody | 2009/11/11

Teacher is not shocked nor rattled because: "It's always something." and/or, "Can't I just teach??????" (I'm a 3rd grade teacher!) :)

JD | 2009/11/11

There is nothing for us in prison. Can we still get an education here?

Oh no I didn't! | 2009/11/11

"Oh look, children! It's the Governor and the state secretary of education!"

Ha Ha Funny | 2009/11/11

Hi, Mrs. Kazinski! Remember when you said we can come see you if we need anything?

LJ | 2009/11/11

We dug out of one jail and back into another...

Jeanne | 2009/11/11

It's recess time!

Christine Foust | 2009/11/11

Remember me, Ms. Flannigan? Class of '78?

ew | 2009/11/11

Mrs.Morgan....I thought you said that this book was non-fiction!

levsky | 2009/11/11

can I have a bathroom pass?

Shannon Seaver | 2009/11/11

Hi Kids! Is this the right time for career day?

Dan | 2009/11/11

Yes children, This is your only field trip, and these are your chaperones...

Bradley | 2009/11/11

Umm...Sorry, we couldn't find your Step or COLA down here either!!!

Tony | 2009/11/11

Are those our new school uniforms? or Class I would like to introduce our former superintendent and his secretary!

Scott Hale | 2009/11/11

I believe the answer you are looking for is The Shawshank Redemption Mrs. Orlgemier!

Jessica Cantrell | 2009/11/11

Well if this isn't jumping out of the pan and into the fire...

Ray | 2009/11/11

Listen to your teacher kids . . . we should have!

Alison | 2009/11/11

I always TOLD you I'd come back and visit Mrs. Applebaum!

11/11/09 | 2009/11/11

If we would have served more time in school; then we wouldn't have served any time in the slammer!

Melissa | 2009/11/11

Kids, do NOT let the pigeon drive the bus!!!

roy johnson | 2009/11/11

Excuse me. China????

Melissa | 2009/11/11

Hey, I thought we were trying to get out of jail.

Diane Azzolina | 2009/11/11

Mrs. Smith! Mrs. Smith! I finally found my homework!!!

Terry Martin | 2009/11/11

Excuse the mess! We're from Maintenance checking for termites!

Candy | 2009/11/11

Mrs. Brown, I'm ready to do my homework now!

Dean Vogt | 2009/11/11

We're here to rescue you mam!

Tom Sferes | 2009/11/11

Remember me, Mrs. O'Neil? Class of '63.."Most Likely to Succeed?"

Chris | 2009/11/11

Look boys and girls, the New Jersey School Construction Fund and you, Perfect together!

Elizabeth | 2009/11/11

Oooh, Call on me Miss Smith.

A,my | 2009/11/11

"May we be excused?"

Stephanie | 2009/11/11

Isn't all the free stuff our government gives in their institutions great!

Terri | 2009/11/11

Hey Jimmy, look son, it's dad.

Bill Otto | 2009/11/11

Drop outs are dropping back in to learn!

Nicole | 2009/11/11

Perhaps if they stayed in school in the first place, they wouldn't have to dig themselves out of this mess!

Marsha | 2009/11/11

Well, I'm about to get religion, Sam. This is Gods way of telling us we should have never quit school!

Dwayne Abuel | 2009/11/11

Some teachers know who needs life skills and those who really need to repeat a grade.

Spring Creek School Staff | 2009/11/11

Education is Freedom!

Nancy | 2009/11/11

"Hey! This is now a charter school and we're the new administrators!"

Nancy | 2009/11/11

We're baaack!

Steve | 2009/11/11

Why Mrs. Snoblosky! It's me, Jimmy from your class in 1976!

Cindy | 2009/11/11

Is it nap time yet?

chrissy | 2009/11/11

Hi Mrs. Nelson, see I told ya we paid attention in geography!

MGC | 2009/11/11

UUUhhh, uuuhh, Call on me. Iknow. I know.

Tim | 2009/11/11

Can we have a do-over? We think this is where we started to go wrong.

Bill Cox | 2009/11/11

Oh, I love this story! Can I read it to the children?! Please?!

sTEVE mCaCHRAN | 2009/11/11

hI bILLY i'M HERE FOR TAKE YOUR dAD TO SCHOOL dAY

John | 2009/11/11

You were right, Mrs. Cayder, we did end up in prison. But I bet you never thought we would be smart enough to break out!

Kathryn | 2009/11/11

"Welcom back students."

Tom | 2009/11/11

Oops! It's the children's jail ... Mrs. Hype, can you tell Mort and me how to No Child Left INSIDE?

Randy | 2009/11/11

I knew I should have paid attention during map skills.

Walt | 2009/11/11

Okay, Carl, it looks like we have a choice. Another 20 years in the Pen, or three weeks of State-mandated testing. What do you think we should do?

Anna | 2009/11/11

Hi Miss Carlson, remember us?

Cheryl Weslowski Martin | 2009/11/11

OMG Kindergarteners! Keep digging!

Don K. Fry | 2009/11/11

Mrs. Goodstone, can we be finished with our detention?

Chris | 2009/11/11

Hmm, I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque

Joanne Hershey | 2009/11/11

Repeat offenders just aren't comfortable on the outside.

Maybe 60 years ago the students had desks | 2009/11/11

The prisoners dug there way to freedom, but found themselves 60 years back in time.

DB | 2009/11/11

Between a rock and hard place.

Cindy | 2009/11/11

We were desperate to hear the end of the story.

Mike | 2009/11/11

Talk about higher education! From the cell to excel!

Kris Almgren | 2009/11/11

We're already a Charter school, you can't steal are students.

Paul | 2009/11/11

If they hadn't of built that elementary school next to the prison we wouldn't have this problem.

Lori Pascucci | 2009/11/11

Go sit down!

MD #2 | 2009/11/11

Did we miss lunch, we are just getting out of our free period

Madelyn | 2009/11/11

Hi, Mom!

MD #1 | 2009/11/11

We didn't hear the bell , are we late from our free period ???

R Stark | 2009/11/11

No child Left Behind administrators supervising and mentoring a teacher.

Judith | 2009/11/11

These days EVERYBODY is breaking in to learning.

M.S. | 2009/11/11

1. I thought we had escaped! 2. Remember when you taught us about critical thinking. 3. Mrs. Henderson, look how far those state tests took us.

CECIL | 2009/11/11

We want to show and tell

Maudie Taunton | 2009/11/11

"Mrs. Karpuk! We thought 'out of the box' just like ya always told us!"

Peggy Waddell | 2009/11/11

Goes to show that it is never too late to learn.

C.Robinson | 2009/11/11

Freedom is spelled F-R-E-E-D-U-M, so your teacher will walk us outta dis place.