Jallen | 2011/06/25

OK Mr. Jones, your leave is granted - 1 mental health day for you!

Steve Bailey | 2011/05/04

Come on, come on, Zach, just take your paper... and no more energy drinks, OK?

Mimma | 2010/10/10

"Charlie, I said to do a book report. Not to perform, but I must give you an A for effort."

? | 2010/10/10

"Charlie, I said to do a book report. Not to perform, but I must give you an A for effort."

LEL D | 2010/08/14

Just toss it over. I'll get it finished today

K.K.D. | 2010/07/30

Yes, I know that you're going to try out for "America's Got Talent". But you still have to take today's test.

Davis | 2010/07/13

Another day without his meds.... great!

Mac | 2010/06/07

Great juggling act inspite of obvious restrictions, perils, and limitations . . . you are now ready for the graduation exam . . .

Mac | 2010/06/07

Great juggling act inspite of obvious restrictions, perils, and limitations . . . you are now ready for the graduation exam . . .

DrWho2357 | 2010/04/30

Sorry, There's no audio/visual on the peformance [Explicit] test.

Carol C. | 2010/04/26

Kinesthetic learner? Too bad, write, young man!

Sue | 2010/04/16

I don't care how many after school activities your mom has you in, you still need to do your homework!

Brian | 2010/03/22

I am impressed that you can do all that, while simultaneously jumping through hoops of fire and singing the national anthem in reverse while drinking a glass of water, but unfortunately that is not on the test either. Sorry!

Becky | 2010/03/22

Son, you can't "race to the top" doing that. Here. Take yet another poorly written standardized test with a questionable answer key and see how far it'll get ya.

Susan | 2010/03/22

Since you are obviously a gifted student, here, do 50 more spelling words for tonight.

gale | 2010/03/22

I've got a balancing act going in the classroom that can make that look even more like child's play than it is.

herb smith | 2010/03/22

I supose you learned that from your mom, the local union president.

Ginger | 2010/03/22

My favorite caption - Nobody cares what you can do - just if you can fill in the bubbles on a test!

T. Sanders | 2010/03/22

Well, if you had put more descriptive words in your essay I would have been able to understand it. Nevertheless, you must re-do the [Explicit] .

Teach795 | 2010/03/21

nobody cares what you can do - just if you can fill out bubbles on a test!

J.Price | 2010/03/21

Nope. You still have to take the FCAT.

Robert | 2010/03/21

If only the administration were not holdig back your creativity.

? | 2010/03/21

Now Joey, Write a 3 page essay.

Cindy | 2010/03/21

Welcome to my world. Can you grade papers while doing that?

Rebe | 2010/03/21

Here is a list of teacher colleges provided you can keep five more clubs up in the air at once.

Mary | 2010/03/21

Even the class clown must be taught.

Steve | 2010/03/21

Joey keeps a well-rounded schedule through involvement in activities like debate club, after-school sports, karate class, and church youth group -- and he maintains passing grades; sleep, however, is overated.

Lori | 2010/03/20

Stop trying to impress me...grades were due and turned in a minute ago.

Karen | 2010/03/20

It looks like balanced [Explicit] can solve this country's obesity problem too!

Teach621 | 2010/03/20

Here is your pass to get into the talented and gifted class.

Jennifer | 2010/03/20

I know you've got a lot on your plate, but there's so many standards that we have to teach you, so add this to your juggling act.

rickey | 2010/03/20

I don't give extra credit.

EMac | 2010/03/20

"Joey, the test is over...it's a little too late to show your work!"

Rob | 2010/03/20

Are you sure we can't leave any child behind?

Cecile | 2010/03/20

Nice try, Joey, but we don't believe in differeniated learning around here.

Cecile | 2010/03/20

Nice try, but we don't believe in differentiated learning around here.

Kim | 2010/03/20

America was founded on creativity. I wish I could help you learn creatively, Ismael. But all you really are is a test score. So hop to it.

Mac | 2010/03/20

Yes you're expected to do all of that and homework too!

A. J.l | 2010/03/20

Johnny, I think it's time to get your ritalin prescription refilled.

Tim | 2010/03/20

"Sorry, only what you can show on paper is important."

Jane | 2010/03/20

And that is how we plan and teach lessons!

Donna | 2010/03/20

Feel my pain Johnny, this is what teachers do every day...

Mike | 2010/03/20

Just stopping by from Cirque Du Soleil to pick up my diploma.

Kim S. | 2010/03/20

Pretty impressive, and I'm sure it reflects your ability to critical think chad, but to get to 7th grade you still need to pass your EOG. Now, get back to your honors class!

pam | 2010/03/20

if this was the circus -----you'd pass--unfortunately we're not

Ivan | 2010/03/20

Yeah, I get it... but no! The grade is still -F-

Dominic | 2010/03/20

The next time you joke about my tie not matching my shirt and pants you will need to read this tongue twister too!

Secules | 2010/03/19

Fine, Johnny! You've proved you can multi-task, here's your "Texting in Class" permission slip. NEXT!

Cathy | 2010/03/19

You may want to stick with juggling after you see this diasterous test!

van | 2010/03/19

I know athletes have to juggle their classes but your homework is late

Val | 2010/03/19

I said you may use Google not juggle for your research

Mrs. W | 2010/03/19

This, boys and girls,.... is an example of the kind of work you'll be doing if you drop out of High School!

jenny | 2010/03/19

No, Billy, you cannot get bonus points added to your test!

Tina Cherry | 2010/03/19

For those of you who need additional PD opportunities, we now offer multitasking while completing paperwork...

maria | 2010/03/19

....and if you EVER learn to follow directions....

Shay C | 2010/03/19

As good as you are at Multi-tasking, you may grow up to be a teacher!

AMFSK | 2010/03/19

Our Principal HAS to see this act...take this pass to the Office. NEXT!!! Only two passes left!

Ted Brooks | 2010/03/19

Okay, great. Now sit down and shut up.

cris | 2010/03/19

Definitely, ADHD.

Miss Real | 2010/03/19

Today's lesson in creative writing is about showing instead of telling. As you can all see, Timmy here has the SHOW part of that down!

val | 2010/03/19

Ok! You got my attention. Here is your bathroom pass.

Sue | 2010/03/19

Great job, Tommy, but you still have to take the science test!

Mrs Mac | 2010/03/19

I said find a different way to SOLVE for three variables!!!

DC | 2010/03/19

Nice, but the rubric clearly states that it was supposed to be a five minute PowerPoint presentation on nouns.

Ramón | 2010/03/19

Juan here wants to be a teacher.... now all that's left is for him to grade these papers.

Phil D. | 2010/03/19

This paper you wrote needs more work, but you can always join the circus if you don't pass.

Renee | 2010/03/19

Yes, impressive...but "closing for work" still won't replace passing a government test.

Julie Oblon | 2010/03/19

See Mr. B? This is how our generation multi-tasks.

Sandra | 2010/03/19

See if you can put that down on paper.

Ian H | 2010/03/19

Watch and learn students, watch and learn...

JZ | 2010/03/19

[Explicit] Charter School curriculum...

Nancy | 2010/03/19

Bring this to the office, seeing as you are going that way anyway!

Yerac | 2010/03/19

I said, "the body of the legislature was tied by unisecular stuggle against the procedures of frontal labotomies."

Yerac | 2010/03/19

?

Sue G. | 2010/03/19

Even student athletes must pass the test!

Barbara W. | 2010/03/19

Observe, students. This is what you must do to pass the state tests.

Cristina | 2010/03/19

Circus tricks are exactly what you'll be doing if you don't get an education!

Barbara W. | 2010/03/19

?

BK | 2010/03/19

All applicants applying for postitions of Special Education teachers must literally prove they can juggle!

Barbara W. | 2010/03/19

Students, THIS is what you have to do to pass the state [Explicit] .

Amy | 2010/03/19

You gonna drink those?

Becky | 2010/03/19

1 point if you hit the paper. 3 points for each bottle.

Tommy | 2010/03/19

Sit down Dirtface!

Rachele | 2010/03/19

I SEE you can do it, but I want you to write HOW you do it.

Donna | 2010/03/19

I was going to write a caption, but I can't beat Eric's. ROFL!!! If it's not on this list of state standards, I don't want to see it! I love it!!!

Darrell | 2010/03/19

No, Mr. Jones, I will not change the grade on this progress report for your son. Try your act on a different teacher.

JDS | 2010/03/19

Trying jumping though hoops like your teachers have to!

Douglas A. | 2010/03/19

This is art class Mr. Rogers, not Drama!

Douglas A. 3-19-10 | 2010/03/19

Save it for the substitute tomorrow!

Eric B | 2010/03/19

If it is not on this list of state standards, I don't want to see it.

Stephanie N. | 2010/03/19

If you can do three things at once, you certianly can do a better job on this report.

Joe | 2010/03/19

Its still an "F."

Julie | 2010/03/19

Toby - I see we didn't take our medicine again today.

Jim U. | 2010/03/19

Impressive, but can you remember to put your name on your paper?

Ken, S | 2010/03/19

i see you forgot your pencil again Mr. Williams!

Ken, S | 2010/03/19

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Karen L | 2010/03/19

Ok, Herman, Let's see you juggle yourself out of this!!