Jallen | 2011/06/25

Yeah, Yeah! Principal Jones. I know if I want to be a thug this is the position I should get used to!

Joanie | 2011/05/27

What d'ya mean I dint handin all my werk, its rite here in my bak pak!

teachdan | 2011/04/27

How much longer do I have to hold this flying desk down Mr. Blout?

Mimma | 2010/10/10

ok, ok, but did anybody else have problems like the one I just had? What's so explicit about saying lastnight? I wasn't trying to use anything awful.

Mimma | 2010/10/10

"I had too much homework last [Explicit] , that's why I didn't study."

Erin | 2010/09/18

"For the last time Mr. Jenkins, I am NOT a student! I'm a new teacher!"

LEL D | 2010/08/14

I graded 2 papers. Now you have answer keys. Can I go home now?

Teach621 | 2010/03/20

Once again. It is a slight of hand trick. Under one of these is an A. Under the other is a B. You pick one and I get that grade. It's easy!

Scompton | 2010/03/20

...so you see, dressing this way gives me a special rapport with my students...

Roni | 2010/03/19

Can I just tell you what the rock cycle is.

Ian H | 2010/03/19

Well you see, it's better for the economy and the environment if I don't write that paper...

Jarman | 2010/03/19

My dog ate it!!

SED | 2010/03/19

You really don't see my homework? Great! My new invisibility formula is working!

Rose | 2010/03/19

Red handed?! What do ya mean you caught me red handed?

Ken | 2010/03/18

I'm telling you I did not take it. I was not even there. I was at home playing Rock Band.

KC | 2010/03/18

It's your job to teach. Not my job to learn! (actual statement)

cyndie | 2010/03/18

Come on, you already had all those to grade, so I cut you a break.

paula | 2010/03/18

Hey you are not the only one with a deadline.

AnnEng | 2010/03/18

If you want me to set up your Facebook page, you're going to have to cut me some slack on that history paper!