Unions Suck USA Dry | 2010/09/27

I don't have to take no stinkin' test...I be stoopid but da gubmint still be payin' fo' me to fail stuff and my mama does crack all day and i don't know my daddy. Thank you NEA! I wub woo!!

Barack Oblah-blah | 2010/09/27

But my mom said that Obama will take the test for me! Boo hoo hoo...

June | 2010/09/26

Student: (question/statement/expectation of a teacher mistake) We have to do all the pages?

Y.A. | 2010/09/22

Exam?! Does not compute! Does not compute! System malfunction!

Erin | 2010/09/18

Video games and piercing, high-pitched ring tones were one thing, but Mr. Miller was becoming quite frustrated at the new iPhone app that enabled students to beam out of the room on test days.

Kiki | 2010/08/19

Where is my cell? It was right here a minute ago.

LEL D | 2010/08/14

I told you I wasn't all "there". I can't take this Exam today. Wait until I feel like myself again.

LEL | 2010/08/14

Hold on I need my phone, to phone a friend!

Boo | 2010/08/09

I forgot my lines!

Arlene | 2010/08/08

This is only a test ..... in the event of a real emergency....

Donna Browne | 2010/08/03

Whadda ya say we just leave me behind?

Ron | 2010/08/02

Use a number 2 pencil? Where's my keyboard?

Tom Baribeau | 2010/08/01

World Geography: With NCLB the U.S. is now called the exami-Nation.

J.A. | 2010/07/31

Ah! I'm turning black and white, and soon my test will be red all over.

J.A. | 2010/07/31

Oh, great! This test has already skunked me.

Cheryl | 2010/07/30

Let me check my facebook. I'm sure I didn't receive a notification of this exam. Did you post this?

Susan Karnas | 2010/07/30

One last attempt at mind over matter.

s1mpl1fy | 2010/07/30

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home!!"

K.K.D. | 2010/07/30

I'm experiencing some technical difficulties. I will resume testing at a later time.

Marci | 2010/07/29

Scotty, you've got to get the transporter working NOW!

Sherry | 2010/07/29

Exam! I don't have an app for that.

BDC | 2010/07/29

Marty is still waiting for his mom and dad to kiss at the school dance.

Linda | 2010/07/28

Timmy picked the worst time to find out that his human cloning device still had a few bugs left to work out on it. . .

[Explicit] | 2010/07/28

Timmy's plan for creating a perfect copy of himself was foiled that morning when he discovered his home copier was low on toner.

Sonya | 2010/07/28

Hey! I was just trying to erase some nervous energy. Please bring me back... I am ready to take on any challenge...including this most threatening exam.