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Jallen | 2011/06/25

Of course we didn't use fuel! That would burn the school down. Once you get in Mr. Jones, we will push you out the window and like magic you will fly into outerspace!

Sharon Matthews | 2011/06/22

Mr. Conehead, You fit the point nicely...

Terry P. | 2011/06/02

You have been a true model of inspiration during the development stage of my science project.

db | 2011/05/28

"I heard that our school and our state is competing in the 'Race to the Top', Mr. Conehead from the Dept. of Ed., but if you want students on board with this, where exactly is this 'top'?"

riichard | 2011/05/23

get in this spaceship and go to the moon because you are a lunatic!!!!

Rachel Stooksbury | 2011/05/22

Mr. Smith, you left your hat on the bookshelf!

? | 2011/05/21

The points match - but how did you ever fit in that thing?

Barbara | 2011/05/21

You call THIS technology!! Where are all the buttons??

Loren | 2011/05/19

WHY ME?

Mark NP | 2011/05/18

If no one's allowed to play with it, how come we found your wallet in there?

George | 2011/05/18

You may not like my space ship but my mother does and she days I'm gifted!

rob | 2011/05/18

I hate autocorrect on my phone. Deductive and inductive reasoning Standardized testing not testimony Sorry. I was a product of nclb

rob | 2011/05/18

What do you mean no grade? Billy taking time to think creatively and use deductive and deductive reasoning skills...well they just are not part of the states newly reformed standardized testimony system.

Christopher | 2011/05/17

Give me your Hall Pass. I'm outa here!

teach33 | 2011/05/17

"Of course it will fly. I found the instructions on the internet."

AB | 2011/05/17

But teach. It was custom built for you.

Deborah | 2011/05/17

Step away from the rocket Billy. My parents said you can't tell me what to do and if you try they'll sue you.

Kris | 2011/05/17

"I'll show you a 'Race To The Top'. The top of Uranus!"

Frederick | 2011/05/16

I don't mind you trying to cut down on bathroom passes, but could you get some TP?

Jessica | 2011/05/16

If I get in this thing, will my head be shaped like yours?

Jessica | 2011/05/16

If I get in this thing, will my head be shaped like yours?

Cat | 2011/05/16

"This is my Science Fair project. It's a time machine. Now get in there, go back to 1965, and bring back some decent pencils!!!"

? | 2011/05/16

This is my Science Fair project. It's a time machine. Now get in there, go back to 1965, and bring back some decent pencils!!!

allison | 2011/05/16

"You can't put this on the bulletin board. How am I going to get back to my planet?"

Meg Healas | 2011/05/16

You seriously expect me to believe the administration has approved this "time-out" device?

ktb | 2011/05/16

It will TOO leave no child left behind!

Jan J. | 2011/05/16

"Okay, I'll get in, but I'd better be back in time for recess!"

Nolan Goldberg | 2011/05/16

Well, Mr. Grosspayunderworking, I AM the Governor. and designed this rocket ship myself. It is able to launch any teachers salary and pension into the vacuum of space from which the benefits of saving will rain down on us all, at least us top 2-percenters...

wow | 2011/05/16

What can I say Mr. Dambman, I was grounded and my parents took my xbox away. Now lets find you a rubber nose to go with that tie and shoes.

Rod S. | 2011/05/16

Don't grade it too harshly. With the current administration's cuts to NASA, this may be our next Shuttle.

Phillip H. Buttermore | 2011/05/16

"You're not fooling me. This is an in classroom time out area!".

Judy | 2011/05/16

This should take you back to your home planet. See you would fit right in with plenty of head room.

nancy | 2011/05/16

Yes, you should take this to take this to the moon. Maybe they will have a better pension plan there.

Bruce Reynolds | 2011/05/16

"What do you mean I get an F, because it was not on the assessments!

Cathy Francis | 2011/05/16

But Mr. Conehead, I followed your model. Why don't I get full credit?

Laura S. | 2011/05/16

But, it's not bullying, I promise. Yours doesn't have stripes on it!

Barbara | 2011/05/16

If I'm not allowed to take it home on the bus, then you'll have to drive me home.

pat | 2011/05/16

I swear my parents didn't help me build it!

Justin Johnson | 2011/05/16

Now your really going to see that STEM funding pay off!

teachhelper | 2011/05/16

What do you mean, it looks like a hat on top?

teachhelper | 2011/05/16

What do you mean, it looks like a hat on top?

Jen | 2011/05/16

"What do you mean it's too BIG!"

Don Wiest | 2011/05/15

All right Mr. Beldar, we're sending you back to Remulak today. We sent Mr. Prymatt last week.

jkc | 2011/05/15

I'm not a rocket scientist! I am an engineer!!

Ronald Quintana | 2011/05/15

If you don't believe an Alien ate my homework, GO SEE FOR YOURSELF!

Carlos | 2011/05/15

Now I can see if we really landed on the moon...

Wallace | 2011/05/15

Still working on the Bowtie and shoes, but we'll make it work!

Kathy | 2011/05/15

But last year my teacher told us it was just a myth from the 1960's.

? | 2011/05/15

"Oh no, Mr. Chandler, you said you'd have to test all of our projects. You're getting in."

? | 2011/05/15

but you told me to use a model?!

willwot | 2011/05/15

To the moon Mr. Gleason, to the moon!

? | 2011/05/15

No, it's not exactly rocket science.

? | 2011/05/15

No, it's not exactly rocket science.

KaceyS | 2011/05/15

If my calculations are correct, mr. Blatz, you should be back on Mars by next Wednesday...

Mickey | 2011/05/15

"Any resemblance to you is purely coincidental!"

Cass De Paolo | 2011/05/15

"But you said I could fly anything with an education!"

Leslie | 2011/05/15

This is your teacher evaluation Mr. Snively. Get in and we'll see how well I learned!

jane | 2011/05/15

You feet go to the bottom your head will just fit at the top--don't say I never did anything for you.

aunt bea | 2011/05/15

Mr. Pointy, for years you have tried to get us to put squares pegs in round holes, let see you put your pointy head in here. LOL

Joey | 2011/05/15

"You told me to show my work!"

Eloise Marsh | 2011/05/15

Yes, Mr. Jones, I made the entire rocket from recycled NCLB test booklets. Isn't it amazing?

B Sandoval | 2011/05/15

And the point is?

? | 2011/05/15

You just exemplified the point, liberal Democrat. Who said anything about political parties until you came along? Typical liberal loser, dope, koolaid drinker. Thanks for making sure we all know where we stand!!!!!

? | 2011/05/15

Truthserum your captions are not funny. This is supposed to be an attempt at humor. Humor, Need to look up the meaning? Why not go over to the Young Republicans website and try to make them laugh instead?

? | 2011/05/15

Patty | 2011/05/15

No, NASA doesn't know it's missing. And they don't need to find out.

Patricia Eidschun | 2011/05/15

This is one homework assignment that my dog couldn't eat.

? | 2011/05/15

Based on observations of my natural surroundings I have derived principles for customizing my science fair project vehicle to a particular payload...you're leaving in about three minutes! Good luck on your hunt for "intelligent life"!

Patrick Steenhoek | 2011/05/15

You said that knowledge was my ticket to anyway! So this is my ticket outta here!

Tina | 2011/05/15

I'm heading to the future so I can write mean and nasty comments about you on the Internet. How dare you give me a D on my science experiment.

Dear Truthserum | 2011/05/15

Why don't you become a teacher? Hop aboard the gravy train.

abby | 2011/05/15

I was inspired by the shape of your head.

? | 2011/05/15

My dad said that when pigs fly is when teachers will get paid what they deserve. All I need now is the pig.

KB | 2011/05/15

What do you mean you don't think I made my project myself. Is it because you know my mom works for NASA?

Lil Johnny | 2011/05/15

I'm out of here. I'm sick of listening to you whine about your job. Quit the teaching "profession" and go to work you liberal piece of fecal matter.

Amy Less | 2011/05/15

Ms. Sreadum is in here. She got knocked up again and wants another 6 months off. Too bad she's tenured.

William Ghote | 2011/05/15

The budget vote is tonight and my dad says that your pay and benefits are the cause of all our problems. Why don't you go work for somebody else if you don't like teaching jerk?

Carrie | 2011/05/15

And you thought you were smarter than a 5th grader!

Amanda Hugankiss | 2011/05/15

You get 200 days off a year and get paid what? You are a joke!

Truthserum | 2011/05/15

You get 200 days off a year and get paid what? You are a joke! I wish more people would wake up to what a scam this "teaching" **** is today. Shut up you tenured creep. The "Charter Schools" will be taking over and you will be left "teaching" only the lowest forms of life. Put that in your NYSUT hookah and smoke it, you elitist doofus loser. Tell the PRINCIPAL? You can tell that back-stabbing, ladder climber that the pensions are drying up and she can sit on your pointy head.

Ashley | 2011/05/15

You always say I'm staring into outer space...now I have a way to get there!

samsinite | 2011/05/15

We made this to get the legislature off their fanny !

KO | 2011/05/15

The students took a vote and we want you to be the pilot.The government put us up to this.

Kate Hobbs | 2011/05/15

If you paint your rocket UGA bulldog colors...you might be a *******!

Charles | 2011/05/15

Okay, where's the space monkey?!

Linda 5/15/11 | 2011/05/15

"Come on, Man. Get In. I made this space ship to fit your head"

Vincent | 2011/05/15

Mr. Kotz, I think I found that wart that fell off of your head.

Anne | 2011/05/15

Something oddly familiar about this design? You're not kidding! I made it as a tribute to my favorite teacher!

Cindy | 2011/05/15

I AM a rocket scientist. You know it, I know it, and you can't stop me.

Paul | 2011/05/15

If I don't get an 'A' my parents are going to stop doing my science projects

Randy Funk | 2011/05/15

Mitch Daniels secret plan to get rid of experienced teachers and union members.

Catherine Hawkins | 2011/05/15

If we sell this at the school silent auction, we may get enough money to buy the supplies we need for next school year!

Kristi | 2011/05/15

If NASA can't fly shuttles any more then I will!

Carlos | 2011/05/15

The takeoff is easy...I am still working out the landing :/ Mr., could you assign a couple of volunteers to help me out?

Teresa | 2011/05/14

I am trying to make a point!

Michelle | 2011/05/14

You always tell me to reach for the moon and if I miss, I'll still be among the stars.

Jim R. | 2011/05/14

Why this looks like the Alabama Legislature's plan to solve all education problems with one sweeping bill. This has a "logic" hole in it. The legislature blames everything wrong with education on the teachers and will solve it by doing away with tenure and fair dismissal.

Mike | 2011/05/14

My bad, left out part of the previous quote, "I was going to fly it for my science project but the governor cut funding for fuel. Now it is 4K playground equipment."

Jana Heck | 2011/05/14

"Told you you shoulda worn a helmet!"

Crystal Kunglal | 2011/05/14

What do you mean a C-? I was really kissin' up and created this project in your likeness.

Russ Josephson | 2011/05/14

Don't make fun of the shape of my rocket ship, Mr. Snotley. I used your head for inspiration!

? | 2011/05/14

Put THIS on your stupid test!

Jil | 2011/05/14

I was looking for my matches to light this thing....must have left them on the bus.

Mike | 2011/05/14

I was going to fly it but our governor cut funding for the fuel. Now it's a 4K playground!

Fred | 2011/05/14

This was suppose to help us win the RTTT competition, but they cut our budget to shreds.

dEBBIE | 2011/05/14

Okay, can you demonstrate this for us? Get in and show us.

Debbie | 2011/05/14

Okay, can you take me outta here?

Derrick | 2011/05/14

After the last shuttle flight, this is it!

Frank Bizjack | 2011/05/14

Rocket Science it isn't......

dave | 2011/05/14

Mr. Mitch Daniels. Just want to help you on the way to the White House ...

Sherry Ferber | 2011/05/14

Sir, You can climb in and ride this rocket back in time so you can revisit the era when teachers used to be respected.....but, sir, you are a great teacher (it is because of you that I knew how to build this time machine) so, please come back to us....so together we can scientifically work on the reinvention of respect for education.

Rudy Garcia | 2011/05/14

It's my science project. You can't use it to escape another PD meeting!

DON | 2011/05/14

May I borrow this? I promised Alice a trip to the moon!

DON | 2011/05/14

May I borrow this? I promised Alice a trip to the moon!

penny | 2011/05/14

Did you know if I push this button you'll be a Mom from Mars?

Linda | 2011/05/14

Use your brain, Mr. Collins, and let me see you take this rocket to the moon!

Lorraine L. | 2011/05/14

It's just your size!

Mary George | 2011/05/14

Next, you crawl in here Mr.Johnson. We differentiated this project, just for you.

Alaina | 2011/05/14

Mr. Punto, this IS my Bottle Rocket Project! I used my 21st Century skills to make a few... um... improvements to the project. Oh and Mr. Punto, I expect an A!

Jimmy | 2011/05/14

Actually, it is rocket science!

Paul De Lauretis | 2011/05/14

No,its a promo suit so you could get some extra income standing outside Rocket Berger's after school!

Diana Blanchard | 2011/05/14

One of these days, to the moon Mr. Alice!

Lizzylou | 2011/05/14

My mom and dad worked really hard on my project and you only gave me a C!

Diane | 2011/05/14

I still say our Governor can take a nice long ride to Mars and leave our schools alone!!

Jess T. | 2011/05/14

If YOU didn't fly my spaceship, then why are the combustion tubes still warm?

Michele D | 2011/05/14

You mean after all the time I spent building this it's not going to be on the test!

? | 2011/05/14

"Just lose the bow tie and get in, fatso!"

Jim MIdkiff | 2011/05/14

Yes, I built it by myself for the Science Fair! What's your point?

Jim Midkiff | 2011/05/14

Tes, I built it all by myself for the Science Fair! What's your point?

Sue C. | 2011/05/14

We are going outside for recess one way or another...

Norma Davis | 2011/05/14

How do you explain your pointed head if it isn't from arriving in this spaceship?

Denise | 2011/05/14

NO they did not invent this already! I have not seen a movie or video game with one of these.

? | 2011/05/14

You said no POCKET GAMES-Madelione

Brett | 2011/05/14

Wha?d?ya mean Obama already got Bin Laden? And you had to postpone the Science Fair until Monday.

Dan D. | 2011/05/14

I built and designed it to put Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump into orbit together!

Francis Rago | 2011/05/14

You were an inspiration to me -- in more ways than you realize.

Brett | 2011/05/14

For the ease of today?s student use I?ve installed four multiple choice buttons. A. Blow up on launch. B. Disintegrate on reentry. C. Pick this one!!! D. This is not a rocket. So far I?ve taught my classmates to have a 100% effectiveness rating on my invention. Principal Marsh told me I can have your job next semester since tenure?s gone.

Brett | 2011/05/14

Yeah, you know for after the rapture next Saturday. Just in case I want No Child Left Behind.

Mike | 2011/05/14

Yes I built it myself. No I cannot tell you how I built it.

Brett | 2011/05/14

I thought for the heat of reentry it would be better if I used your head.

Brett | 2011/05/14

Student: What do you mean it?s not a planet anymore? I thought Plutocracy was where the rich did the opposite of what they told everyone else to do. Teacher: No Timmy. That?s earth.

Kathryn | 2011/05/14

Are you trying to get rid of me?

Casper | 2011/05/14

You are truely the inspiratiion for my design.

Sherry D. | 2011/05/14

Rocket launching IS part of our 6th grade curriculum and you said that we could choose any rocket we wanted! You didn't say that size matters!

Edward L. Paciorek | 2011/05/14

Hey, when they cut funding to the bone for Kal-el's school on Krypton, his parents just tapped into their savings and sent him to another planet!

mom | 2011/05/14

I am a Republican, and we don't believe in Science so I don't have to get in!

Joel M. | 2011/05/14

Test Prep.Test, Test Prep, Test more Test Prep,More state tests. i can't take it anymore. I am going to fly this rocket to Mars. I hope they don't have State -Wide exams on Mars!!

Gary Weis | 2011/05/14

You sad, "Education would get me up in the world and it would be a blast, but I didn't think you meant this way"!!

Hauna | 2011/05/14

I think it is interesting that the rocket head cartoon is in the same issue of an article about being sued for bullying.

THEGRYPHIN | 2011/05/14

Now do you know why I call you "Mr. Rocket Head."

Mike Pinsof | 2011/05/14

"My mom's been a teacher for 30 years and she says it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why the government wants to cut her pension!"

DON B | 2011/05/14

I thought you said I had to go to timeout!

Joe Theplumber | 2011/05/14

You get 200 days off a year and get paid what? You are a joke!

KMM | 2011/05/14

Are you sure you are allowed to teach us this? Rockets are not in the curriculum.

Sallie | 2011/05/14

Son, I just don't get the point of this project!

Gary Ciesla | 2011/05/14

"As a matter of fact, Mr. C., it is rocket science!"

Common Sense | 2011/05/14

There is no sadder site than a teacher's website.

Margi Thomas | 2011/05/14

"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist." ~ Mark Twain

DS | 2011/05/14

Sooooo....You really think I'd fit better in this than you, huh?

DS | 2011/05/14

Sooooo....You really think I'd fit better in this than you, huh?

Ken | 2011/05/14

We have see where education directed by educators has taken us. Always more money.The LIBERAL PROFs have brain washed our teachers!!!! We need some business input to develop students that graduate from school, HS or College that can preform in the work place.

Ken | 2011/05/14

MA Teacher | 2011/05/14

For those of you teachers who told me I'd never be a rocket scientist I proved you wrong!

Connie | 2011/05/14

But you said we were in a Race to the Top!

Brian Ded | 2011/05/14

You get 200 days off a year and get paid what? You are a joke! I wish more people would wake up to what a scam this "teaching" **** is today.

Adam Izzer | 2011/05/14

Shut up you tenured creep. The "Charter Schools" will be taking over and you will be left "teaching" only the lowest forms of life. Put that in your NYSUT hookah and smoke it, you elitist doofus loser.

Billy Ghote | 2011/05/14

The budget vote is tonight and my dad says that your pay and benefits are the cause of all our problems. Why don't you go work for somebody else if you don't like teaching jerk?

Jim Naysium | 2011/05/14

Tell the PRINCIPAL? You can tell that back-stabbing, ladder climber that the pensions are drying up and she can sit on your pointy head.

Nancy | 2011/05/14

To the moon, Alice!

Susan | 2011/05/14

I would do my presentation but the budget lawmakers ate my funding!

Laura | 2011/05/14

Would you like me to show you the mathematical calculations use to construct the rocket?

Laura | 2011/05/14

I was wondering if you would like to try out my rocket!

Joe Theplumber | 2011/05/14

You get 200 days off a year and get paid what? You are a joke!

john c | 2011/05/14

will my little sister fit in that seat?

JBB 05/14/11 | 2011/05/14

"IF WE PUT OUR PRINCIPAL IN THIS ROCKET,CAN YOU AIM IT AT THE SUN?" GOOD!!!! NOW THE SCHOOL BOARD CAN HIRE A COMPETENT PRINCIPAL. YEH!!!

JBB 05/14/11 | 2011/05/14

"IF WE PUT OUR PRINCIPAL IN THIS ROCKET,CAN YOU AIM IT AT THE SUN?" GOOD!!!! NOW THE SCHOOL BOARD CAN HIRE A COMPETENT PRINCIPAL. YEH!!!

? | 2011/05/13

Well I figured that out already! See, I'm planning on going to the Sun at night time.

Sharle Osborne | 2011/05/12

Who needs teachers? Legislators (neo-educators) think they know everything. Let them walk 5 days in teacher's shoes. Do a teacher's job, just try it.

Josh | 2011/05/12

I've had it with this school. I'm jumping into this rocket, which I purposely shaped like your skull, and flying to Mars where they don't have standardized testing.

John | 2011/05/12

The last kid you sent to "Time Out" in this thing never came back.

John | 2011/05/12

The last kid you sent to "Time Out" in this thing never came back.

Eric | 2011/05/12

Mister, did you REALLY get here in that thing??!!

Tiffany | 2011/05/09

Look if I don't set this thing off before lunch, everyone in school will know about your "lesson" today.

Cheryl | 2011/05/09

It doesn't take a 'rocket scientist' to figure out that this thing won't fly!

John DeLuca | 2011/05/08

Thanks for sparking my interest in science. Ironically, I'll make more money with this new invention than you'll probably make in your lifetime.

Joann Ostern | 2011/05/07

Put 'er right there, sir

Jack Hillyer | 2011/05/06

I'm going to the moon to look for our lost luggage.

Jack Hillyer | 2011/05/06

I'm going to the moon to look for our lost luggage.

Brian C Parker | 2011/05/06

We are sending all union members to the moon, now get in there Mr. Man.

RA Bryant | 2011/05/05

No, I was not trying to mock the shape of your head.

BGC | 2011/05/05

If you don't add another seat, that kid will be left behind.

Sandy | 2011/05/04

"What do you MEAN it's NOT rocket science?"

Justin | 2011/05/04

"I think you forgot to carry the one...let me launch this rocket to show you the maximum height a projectile will actually travel."

Steve Bailey | 2011/05/04

My partner, the little green guy "from France," took off with our final project last weekend! My dad and I threw this one together last night.

pat corcoran | 2011/05/04

Okay, Mister Poindexter, You sit in the front!

Ralph Coleman | 2011/05/03

If you don't think it will fly, why don't you climb aboard !?!

Bill Specht | 2011/05/03

Yea, like the Obama health care plan...

billiejim | 2011/05/03

No, my dad did NOT help me with my science project! He's a congressman!

Paul T. Blocher | 2011/05/03

Science project?? Try escape pod!!

Paul T. Blocher | 2011/05/03

Science project?? Try escape pod!!

debzanne | 2011/05/02

There's gotta be smaller class sizes on the moon!

aquasocks | 2011/05/02

I'm not going to space without my DS!

overtime1 | 2011/05/02

Of course you'll fit, Mr. Spring! Have you looked at the shape of your head lately?

CertifiedBabysitter | 2011/05/02

Watch how much work you give me or I will climb in that hole and fly out of here!

PWidmann | 2011/04/28

I know it's not due until Friday, but the weather is perfect NOW!

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